i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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womens rights!

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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World Peace

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Microsoft Windows

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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minced oaths

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