Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Grapefruit.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

The glass is half an hour.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...