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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

My mom's dead

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

Women's rights.

Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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