How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What lives underground? Grandpa

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

minorities

How many dislikes can this get?

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Tim's gay.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Fuck her

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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