An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Your life That's the joke

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

i have 2 penises

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

like my drawing of a white person?

Sea World Japan.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

A baby seal walks into a club.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Knock knock Who's there? What.

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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