- Anti Joke

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What is brown and smells? Poop

a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

who eats pencils asians

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

After six days in prison, and the eight hours in court straight they finally randomly decided that I "acted in self defense" which I did, so I demanded recompensation for they locking me up and wasting my time... ...And hell if I did not get 12.000USD for it, not before they called me disrespectful and immoral, before I shut them the fuck up... ...""Earning" your respect wont pay my bills, while I am apparently the only one with balls here, what else can you say when you everybody else shuts the fuck up and sits down because the "alpha male" of your pack, yes you a grotesquely fat ass in a black dress and a gray womans wig smacks his little hammer on his desk... Judge my ass" Speaking of morals... "It is called sacrasm furfags" Nero: Did I mention that her boyfriend broke four fingers on his hand against my chest (supposedly it was a punch of some sort), then he countered my attack(?), as he skillfuly blocked both kicks with his face, as he fell down cried and pissed himself like the 52 year old "adult" he is? Then I broke both his knees with my heels and told him I would kill him too if he told the cops that I did so in self defense... In self defense of course... Drugs told my mother I was Satan, and that I would end up killing her the very day I was born... Little did I know back then, that whatever kind of angel dust she used then was right about me killing her... Now its her turn to climb up from the hell she sent me trough, except that I locked the gate at the end. I miss my real arm though, which she chopped right off me when I was six and offered it to God as tribute, then proceeded to beat the shit out of me with it it... That kinda felt nice compared to waterboarding and all the other shit she did to me, as for my father... Tried to break my neck because I was at my room studying when he caught me scratching my prosphetic arm which was a sin apparently, yes reader I literally killed my father too and you dont hear me whining about it. Nero: I had a custom prosphetic arm made, it wont pick up or hold shit, you can in fact crush your own fathers skull with a fist literally made of steel, even if you still cant believe its not real butter. Solvemedia: Politically correct, thumbs the fucks ups for the irony... Or the steel which I used in pure fear as my neck snapped and my legs went numb... Just a literal pain in the neck for the rest of my life though, and a nice memory...

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

james schmitt whats your last name

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