Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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