12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Which one is hardest?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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You're so straight!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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GAY PEOPLE

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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