Steering Wheel Face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Women's rights.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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penis that is all

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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