- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

What's your name? You tell me.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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