- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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