- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

That's what he said.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Knock knock It's open, come in.

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