- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

W.N.B.A.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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