- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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