Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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a little girl gets raped

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Sea World Japan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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lewis bedford

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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