- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

That's what he said.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

what time is it rape time

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Knock knock It's open, come in.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Black people are clen.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

dead babies

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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