- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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