Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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69

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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GAY PEOPLE

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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