Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

jack shine has boobs

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Brittney Spears

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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