Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Women's rights.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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I'm Jewish

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AVI IS A FAG

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Dozer has a soul

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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