- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

Unflushed Shit...

Women's rights

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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