Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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My Girlfriend

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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want to go home? yea

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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