- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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