A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Your mom

Penis in a box.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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