What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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This is my joke. funny

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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