If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Nickelback.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Potato

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Penis!

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Chayton

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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