Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

It says so on your cap.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

thumb_up thumb_down -8

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops