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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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