Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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women's rights.

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Video Games

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women leaving the kitchen

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Compton

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Anti Joke

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