Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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The WNBA.

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imadewords

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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I'm gay.

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Who has downs this joke

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