Mr. Burns sex scandal.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Hellen Keller

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

women

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

a show horse jumps over a bar

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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