So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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9/11/2001

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Anti Joke

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