Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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knock knock go away ok

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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save water shower with friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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