What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I only like NY as a friend.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

kiss me?

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -3

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

thumb_up thumb_down -5

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops