Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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BWAT

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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