Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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hey.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Ass

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It's your mother, open the door.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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