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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

The penn state football administration

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

whats pale and white your ass.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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