- Anti Joke

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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