- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Mexicans working in an office

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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