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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Hitler is my role model

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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throbbing slobber

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Kate

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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