How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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steves legs

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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noodles

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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