Brett Farve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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A homeless person dies.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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DANA

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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johann grayson being liked

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Oliver's friends

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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