Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

ur mother

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Chocolate tastes good.

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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