Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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