Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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