if it's friday, it must be China

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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My children are mistakes

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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