Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Herman Cain

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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your life

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Yo mama so fat she died

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God.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Anti Joke

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