3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Golf.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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