ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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