What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

i heart wiener

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

your mom is so old that she farts dust.

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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